Sunday, August 8, 2010

Darwin Did Us Dirty !

{From an intellectual standpoint I would recommend that ,wither you are a Creationist or a Evolutionist or still confused you should either read Darwin's work or a good review of it, Google works well. I believe both sides will be enlightened.}

     Regardless of which view you adhere to I think Darwin did us dirty. Their are a few things I have wondered about lately, his theory puts great emphasis on "Natural Selection", "Survival of the Fittest" and the "Improvement of the Gene Pool". {I sometimes think it needs more chlorine}
    For example Tigers with 11 inch fangs and the size of Hummers would be more fun to watch and much more effective in hunting than the ones we have now and Jack Hanna's shows would be better. Mastodons, modern pachyderms stomp on a few Circus Trainers, Villagers, and Photographers a year, but Marauding Mastodons, now that is movie material !
    Early man, the Stone Age now their was a time. Take Housing for example-just find a hole in the ground or on the side of a mountain, throw out a few cats and bats and there ya go.{my two kids in Louisiana and their spouse's recently bought houses, both are very nice, probably overpriced like everything else and GOD FORBID, a REALLY big wind could knock them down. Just playin' guys}Consider Clothing- I have never been a "cloths horse" nor do I read GQ, which is probably obvious, Army Uniforms,Hospital Scrubs and now Overalls just about complete my wardrobe {I do have a suit,the pants have elastic in the waist} People are so concerned about brands and labels , back then just pick the animal which was considered "Chic" at the time, skin it and "catch" lunch while your at it.{and don't forget Men, ALL women then wore fur bikinis}.
    What about Food - shopping even for groceries is a pain, catch the sales, pick the brands, beware of Salmonella and E-Coli, back then- set a trap, catch it as it runs by, hunt it down, if it's something you haven't tried before, so what, it all tastes like chicken anyway.Cooking it once you get it is now an issue, Gas, Electric, Microwave, Convection who knows, kitchens are the most expensive part of a modern house. I really like BBQ but to cook your food over a fire you must go to a BigBox store and pay hundreds of dollars to get a device to do this with (natural gas,propane,charcoal even electric) and put it OUTSIDE in your yard !   Sportsman, no license, no really good lease, no restriction on what caliber of rock or sharp stick you can use.Team sports what could be better than two groups of 11 men trying to chase down the same Warthog and the winners get supper.
    Dating and Marriage- Both Men and Women today spend a fortune on cosmetics and cloths, they read books on sensitivity, men become Metro-sexual in an attempt to not seem to Manly and aggressive and Women read guide books on being alluring without being to submissive, back in "The Day" all it took was a nearby rock or stick. Wedding Ceremonies- We just had a BIG one here in our family, people do all kinds of cool stuff now at these events, but I would like to see the release of two snow white Pterodactyl's instead of Doves or instead of  Butterflies a big bug with six foot wing span.
    Despite how Darwin's deal is supposed to work, I think we are weaker members of the species now, I have heard how better developed our brains are now, and how our intellect is superior to those old guys, but think about it, they conquered the know and unknown world, developed Civilizations we cannot even understand and they did not even have their GED'S.
     I am not an expert on EVOLUTION VS CREATION but I want to share what an Old Cajun man said;

"I ann my people have livet in dis swamp fo ner Two-Tree hundret yer , an I knows mos all de famlies, an I never hearet o' no fish what walked out dat Bayou and climet into no Ias Chess, ayie."


NEXT TIME MORE MOVIE MAGIC !







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